Well, that sucks. Because those are two words I usually associate with Ms. Andrews in my fantasies. I mean, if I were to have fantasies about her. You know what I'm saying.

Anyway, at halftime of the severely overhyped Memphis-Tennessee game on Saturday night, Erin caught up with Bruce Pearl and he clearly made her a tad uncomfortable. This isn't Namath-Kolber territory but it's kind of funny all the same.

Not that I can really blame Bruce. We've all made up a reason to rub against a hot girl at one time or another in our lives.

In high school, describing what somebody else did... in the office, demonstrating what would be sexual harrassment if you did it "for real"... on a basketball court during a halftime interview on ESPN in front of millions of viewers... etc.