Not many people know this, but I used to be a big time gangsta. You know, mean, mean dude. But, I'm a family man now under the care of the witness protection program, and the thought of my old life doesn't pop into my head very often. But it did today. Why, you ask? Here's why:

Bill Self & Brett Favre being wishy-washy.
You two jackholes need to act like men and not 13 year-old girls. Your lack of fortitude and commitment to your word is annoying. Make a decision and shut it.

The IOC telling China to respect human rights
Gimme a damned break. If you morons had any brains in the first place you would have never given the lying red nation a gift of hosting your crappy games. I've been to China three times...I could have told you after the first visit that it sucked and I didn't want to come back...But, despite months of investigation, you guys couldn't figure that out, now the world is protesting their hosting of the games. Turns out, their blatant disrespect for human life and freedom aren't the only reasons they shouldn't be hosting.

Their facilities look like they're not going to be completed- from the Olympic Village to many of the venues, there's a ton of construction that looks like it won't be finished in time. Good thing they've got unlimited willing labor, huh?

The air quality is awful there, and it's not going to get any better. I'm pretty sure there will be more athletes deciding not to attend the 2008 games for this or other reasons. Speaking of, there have been multiple home-grown terror plots that have been thwarted already...Not from the Tibetans either.

Suck it, China, Suck it, IOC.