RIP Commodore Hazell, 2013-2016. Purdue plunges into another football coaching search, except this time under new management. How will Mike Bobinski handle the hire, and who in their right mind would put together a list of 50+ candidates for the Boilermaker job? Why, these handsome individuals right here.

Stretches: Kevin Sumlin, Les Miles, Charlie Strong

The BS Top Tier: Jeff Brohm, Bo Pelini. Chris Klieman, Bob Stitt, Lincoln Riley, PJ Fleck, Bob Diaco.

MAC Coaches: Fleck, Rod Carey, Terry Bowden, Jason Candle, Chris Creighton, John Bonamego.

Old(ish) Guys: Doc Holliday, Ed Orgeron, Chuck Pagano, Greg Schiano, Bud Foster, Ken Niumatalolo, Brock Spack, Randy Edsall, Mark Stoops, Gene Chizik.

Intriguing (and Stretch-y) Possibilities: Scott Frost, Bryan Harsin, Doug Meacham, Willie Taggart, Skip Holtz, Scottie Montgomery, Joe Moglia, Bob Shoop, Mike Sanford Jr, Scott Satterfield.

The Weird and The Risky: Paul Johnson, Bruce Barnum, Pete Lembo, Al Golden, Lane Kiffin, Jim Chaney, Kendal Briles, Brady Hoke, Jeff Tedford, Dan Enos, Ed Warriner, Jedd Fisch.